Reasons Why Parents Are Dumb
10. Give us a break we haven't slept in 3 years...
9. We've spent so much time trying to understand gibberish, that we can no longer speak proper english
8. They don't have a world news segment on sesame street
7. The only creative thinking we do is coming up with new lines for "The Wheels on the Bus"
6. The last book we read was third grade level
5. The disney channel might as well be the only one that our tv gets
4. "Time out" is the only time that our head stops spinning
3. Kids' bedtime 8:30, our bedtime 10:30, 2:30, 4:30, oh I give up!!
2. No need to talk, no one listens to us anyway
and the number 1 reason parents are dumb....
1. We think our spouses names are "your mom" or "your dad"
2 comments:
i loved your list. it was very funny. :)
I cracked up...mainly because it's so true and now you understand why Dad and I are the way we are...:):):):)
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