Thursday, March 11, 2010

Captain Obvious

You heard it here first folks! The best diet aid is still ......drum roll........

EXERCISE!!

Yes you do still have to exercise. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. In other news, junk food will not help you lose weight. Neither will eating more calories than you burn.

Next week we will examine a new found phenomenon called "gravity". Why you should learn about it and how it affects you.

Also, in a related story, humans can't live without oxygen. It turns out that you in fact do have to breath even if you have bad breath. Hard to believe I know.

That's all for this week folks. Keep tuning in for my nuggets of little known facts!

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