Walking the Federline

I don't plan to post much pop-culture stuff because it doesn't really interest me much, but I couldn't pass this one up. A friend told me about this, and it's too funny not to share. Kevin Federline if you don't know, is Britney Spears husband. He is a former dancer that worked for her in the past and now he is using his new found fame to launch a singing career. Check out the following lyrics. The last line is the kicker:

"Back then they called me K-Fed
But you can call me Daddy instead
Go ahead and say whatcha wanna
I'm gonna sell about 2 mil, oh, then I'm a goner
I know you all wish you was in my position
Cause I keep getting' in situations that you wish you was in, cousin
Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue
Getting anxious? Go take a peep
I'm starrin' in your magazines now every day and week
But maybe baby you can wait and see
Until then all these Pavarottis followin' me."

Clearly he meant to say "paparazzi" in that last line but I can't stop laughing at the visual of Britney and he running from the huge opera singer....



"I told you guys to leave us alone. We don't even like opera yo!, and we don't want your stinking handkerchiefs!!!!"

I still can't believe that those lyrics made it through the screening process. You just can't make this stuff up.